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i love these i have a folder dedicated to them
this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes
discount memes are the future
In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection. Behold the majesty and mayhem! Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah. The dildo photography is a Major Project.
Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog. But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.
I want to bathe in toys.
Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.
how much fucking money is that worth
Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?
WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM
because it’d be really cool
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
I have started to outgrow mcr and there is no use in letting all this merch go to waste, so i am having a giveaway.
Everything pictured is included
Four Danger Days Era posters
Six t-shirts (XL M)
CDs: Bullets, Revenge, The Black Parade, Greatest Hits (unopened with brassard)
DVDs: Life On The Murder Scene, The Black Parade is Dead
Two unopened Kerrang Magazines featuring MCR
An MCR biography
One MCR patch
One iPhone 4 MCR case
and one MCR sticker
all this cost me a little over $300 and you can get it for free
- Must be following me. I will check
- must reblog to enter
- reblog as much as you want
- I will ship anywhere in the US and pay for the shipping
- International shipments may have to be payed for by the recipient
- Have your ask boxes open
- Winner will be randomly selected on September 5th (most likely at 7pm Central time)