megaladonkus
cousinnick:

rise—kujikawa:

P̸̨͖̯͔̞̺̪̦̩̘̃̇̀̏͒͊͒̌̚͝U̷̡̙͕͉̜͚̪͇̲̔͛̃̃́͒͂̀̚͜͝Ţ̴̢̛͚̭̘̙͖̯̱͉̀̍̑̌̅͆͆͗͝ ̷̨̛̟̯̮͍͈̹̪̰̓̈͆̑͆͆̔̓̚͜Ţ̵̙̦͉̣̳͓̱͍̾̅͆̈̀͊̉́͂͘ͅḪ̷̛̦̣̫̦̝̥̼͚͍͗̓͊̈͛̊̅̈̓A̶̢̦̮̳͙̣̗̥̖̼̋̑̓̊̃̀͂͐̓͝T̷̻̦͚͎̳̱̣͈̠̝̏̽̽̽̈́̈́̽́̋͘ ̶̡̡̧̙͚̭̥̹̱̂́͂͑͌̾͛̂̌͘͜T̸̢̡̛̥̞͍̦̫̗͔͓̉̀̆̽̌̔̇̚͠Ḩ̸̢̧̛̹͓͇͈̼͈̬͑̅͗́͆̆́͘͠Ǐ̷̪̗̪͔̗͖̗̭͙̟̾̾̆̀͑͌̕̕͝N̴̡͓̟̬̪̞̘͍̠̽̊̈́̾̐̐̐̉͑̚ͅĠ̸̨̛̳̻̱͚͉̮̭̖̆͋̌̀͛͋̔̕ͅ ̸̛̱̟͙̫̳̤̫̠̟̜̿̍̎͛̅̏̐͂͝B̶̨̧̧̝̮͙͈̮͇͊̓͗͌̉́̋̓̉͘͜A̴̧̢̨̬̭͈̜̻̭͚̎͗̿͂̐́́́͋̑C̸̢̡̡̯͈̬̱̣̮̍̒̎̑̿̍̊͗̽̚͜Ķ̵̡̢̗̰̦̺̯͎̾̃̋͑̈́́͆̅̋͘͜ ̸̫̞͕̦̗̟̯̳̱̫̑͐̎̃̓͑̓̍̉͠W̵̧̡̬̟̩̻̠̖̗͖̐̅̾̀̀̂̉̿̽̄H̸̯̯̝͚͉̺̝̗͊́̒͋̉̒̈́͜͜͠͝͝E̵̛͙̯͉̳̳̝̼͓̟̞̔̆̔͛̈̈͊̿̍R̷̢̨͎͓̤̜͇̬̥̮̐̌́̾͋̌̉̑̂͘É̶̢̗̳͓͉̩̫͉͊̑͗́̓̌͗̌̿ͅͅ ̶̨̰̬̰̠̫̫̪̯̲̉̎͑̄̈́͒̉͑̈́͝Į̷͎̥̗̹̱̘̟̻̟́͆̑̑̍́̀̓̍͠T̴̖̖͓̲͇̯̦͍̳̍̿͗̊̀̍̈́͊̚͘ͅ ̴̢̜͚̭̺̗̥͚̩̙͗̉̓̾͐̇̔̾̚͝C̸̺̙͎̥̬̥͔͚͉͖͆̒̐͆̓̈́͂̎̆͠Ą̴̱̝͚͇̦͉̱̭̤̅̊̿̓͋̾̅̃͑̅Ḿ̵̛̛̘̯͇͍̻̺̭̘̗̱͛̅́͊͑̄̕Ē̵̡̼̩̞͇͍͕̻̄̒̽̂͆͋̚̕͜͜͠ ̷̢̧̺̳̗̗͚̞̬̾͒̔̌̽̐͐̀͗̌ͅF̷̼̘͍͍̜̝̙̘̘̫͑̓̀̒̽͑́̒̈́͘R̷̢̡̗͓͓͔̗̞̗͍̓̇͒̏̎̎̽̑͒͘Ó̵̧̩̰͉̲͕̱̹͚͍͐̒͆̈́͗̄̈̓͘M̵̡̛̺͚̲͚̟̥͓̂̈́̀̒͗̑̎̈́͜͝ͅ ̶̨̜͔̼̥͙̹̩͈̒́͐̓̀̉̔̇̃̿͜Ǒ̴̧̺̩̭̲̹̭͈͎̼̾͊̊̄͗̈̏͆͘Ȓ̷̺̟̪̼͕̰̹̫͓̝͆̂̈́̈́̉̉̎̚̚ ̵̨̛̺̣̫͚̟̝̤͓̒̈́́̋̈́̀̒̈̄ͅŞ̴̢̜̺̩͎͇̮̼̲̄̋͑̐̀͛̂̍̚͠Ỏ̶͉̼͎͕̝͈͓̼̦̘̑́̔́̔͒̒̕͝ ̸̡̡̩͚̦̟̖̘͓͉͛͋̓̌̆̌̅̓̚̕Ḧ̵͕̠̲͙̘͍͖̟̩̥́̈́̓͂̈͒̑̔̒̕Ȩ̴̡̣̮̮̮͇͓̥̭̑͗́̽̏̅̐̄̕̕L̶̨̡̥̖̙̞͔̪̲̲̈̇̉͊̌̈̃̉̈͠P̴͔͙̬̹͓̞̩̜̩̹̎͛̎̉̓̿͆̎̒͘ ̴̧̢͔̟̠̯͈͚̥͚̉̿̇̌̽̑͒͑̌͑M̷̡͇̼͈̯̬͉͕̊̀̎͂͊̇̍̈́̊̚͜ͅÉ̴̠͈̯͙̟͖͇͙̰̄̏̊̃̀͘͘͘͘͜

cousinnick:

rise—kujikawa:

P̸̨͖̯͔̞̺̪̦̩̘̃̇̀̏͒͊͒̌̚͝U̷̡̙͕͉̜͚̪͇̲̔͛̃̃́͒͂̀̚͜͝Ţ̴̢̛͚̭̘̙͖̯̱͉̀̍̑̌̅͆͆͗͝ ̷̨̛̟̯̮͍͈̹̪̰̓̈͆̑͆͆̔̓̚͜Ţ̵̙̦͉̣̳͓̱͍̾̅͆̈̀͊̉́͂͘ͅḪ̷̛̦̣̫̦̝̥̼͚͍͗̓͊̈͛̊̅̈̓A̶̢̦̮̳͙̣̗̥̖̼̋̑̓̊̃̀͂͐̓͝T̷̻̦͚͎̳̱̣͈̠̝̏̽̽̽̈́̈́̽́̋͘ ̶̡̡̧̙͚̭̥̹̱̂́͂͑͌̾͛̂̌͘͜T̸̢̡̛̥̞͍̦̫̗͔͓̉̀̆̽̌̔̇̚͠Ḩ̸̢̧̛̹͓͇͈̼͈̬͑̅͗́͆̆́͘͠Ǐ̷̪̗̪͔̗͖̗̭͙̟̾̾̆̀͑͌̕̕͝N̴̡͓̟̬̪̞̘͍̠̽̊̈́̾̐̐̐̉͑̚ͅĠ̸̨̛̳̻̱͚͉̮̭̖̆͋̌̀͛͋̔̕ͅ ̸̛̱̟͙̫̳̤̫̠̟̜̿̍̎͛̅̏̐͂͝B̶̨̧̧̝̮͙͈̮͇͊̓͗͌̉́̋̓̉͘͜A̴̧̢̨̬̭͈̜̻̭͚̎͗̿͂̐́́́͋̑C̸̢̡̡̯͈̬̱̣̮̍̒̎̑̿̍̊͗̽̚͜Ķ̵̡̢̗̰̦̺̯͎̾̃̋͑̈́́͆̅̋͘͜ ̸̫̞͕̦̗̟̯̳̱̫̑͐̎̃̓͑̓̍̉͠W̵̧̡̬̟̩̻̠̖̗͖̐̅̾̀̀̂̉̿̽̄H̸̯̯̝͚͉̺̝̗͊́̒͋̉̒̈́͜͜͠͝͝E̵̛͙̯͉̳̳̝̼͓̟̞̔̆̔͛̈̈͊̿̍R̷̢̨͎͓̤̜͇̬̥̮̐̌́̾͋̌̉̑̂͘É̶̢̗̳͓͉̩̫͉͊̑͗́̓̌͗̌̿ͅͅ ̶̨̰̬̰̠̫̫̪̯̲̉̎͑̄̈́͒̉͑̈́͝Į̷͎̥̗̹̱̘̟̻̟́͆̑̑̍́̀̓̍͠T̴̖̖͓̲͇̯̦͍̳̍̿͗̊̀̍̈́͊̚͘ͅ ̴̢̜͚̭̺̗̥͚̩̙͗̉̓̾͐̇̔̾̚͝C̸̺̙͎̥̬̥͔͚͉͖͆̒̐͆̓̈́͂̎̆͠Ą̴̱̝͚͇̦͉̱̭̤̅̊̿̓͋̾̅̃͑̅Ḿ̵̛̛̘̯͇͍̻̺̭̘̗̱͛̅́͊͑̄̕Ē̵̡̼̩̞͇͍͕̻̄̒̽̂͆͋̚̕͜͜͠ ̷̢̧̺̳̗̗͚̞̬̾͒̔̌̽̐͐̀͗̌ͅF̷̼̘͍͍̜̝̙̘̘̫͑̓̀̒̽͑́̒̈́͘R̷̢̡̗͓͓͔̗̞̗͍̓̇͒̏̎̎̽̑͒͘Ó̵̧̩̰͉̲͕̱̹͚͍͐̒͆̈́͗̄̈̓͘M̵̡̛̺͚̲͚̟̥͓̂̈́̀̒͗̑̎̈́͜͝ͅ ̶̨̜͔̼̥͙̹̩͈̒́͐̓̀̉̔̇̃̿͜Ǒ̴̧̺̩̭̲̹̭͈͎̼̾͊̊̄͗̈̏͆͘Ȓ̷̺̟̪̼͕̰̹̫͓̝͆̂̈́̈́̉̉̎̚̚ ̵̨̛̺̣̫͚̟̝̤͓̒̈́́̋̈́̀̒̈̄ͅŞ̴̢̜̺̩͎͇̮̼̲̄̋͑̐̀͛̂̍̚͠Ỏ̶͉̼͎͕̝͈͓̼̦̘̑́̔́̔͒̒̕͝ ̸̡̡̩͚̦̟̖̘͓͉͛͋̓̌̆̌̅̓̚̕Ḧ̵͕̠̲͙̘͍͖̟̩̥́̈́̓͂̈͒̑̔̒̕Ȩ̴̡̣̮̮̮͇͓̥̭̑͗́̽̏̅̐̄̕̕L̶̨̡̥̖̙̞͔̪̲̲̈̇̉͊̌̈̃̉̈͠P̴͔͙̬̹͓̞̩̜̩̹̎͛̎̉̓̿͆̎̒͘ ̴̧̢͔̟̠̯͈͚̥͚̉̿̇̌̽̑͒͑̌͑M̷̡͇̼͈̯̬͉͕̊̀̎͂͊̇̍̈́̊̚͜ͅÉ̴̠͈̯͙̟͖͇͙̰̄̏̊̃̀͘͘͘͘͜

420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future

andillwriteyouatragedy:

guardians of the galaxy + text posts (x)

sturmtruppen:

beifong-academy:

djsckatzen:

n0sugarcoating:

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.
Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

#you get an extra hour in the dong pit

how much fucking money is that worth

Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM

because it’d be really cool

sturmtruppen:

beifong-academy:

djsckatzen:

n0sugarcoating:

monkeytoybox:

damnaveragesheep:

loonylunabelle:

In case you missed my silliness on Twitter, I decided to pull out ALL THE DILDOS today for pictures. This here is every non-motorized piece of silicone in my collection.  Behold the majesty and mayhem!  Vibrating things, glass and metal will get their turn but… uh, yeah.  The dildo photography is a Major Project.

Photos will (eventually) get posted in a gallery (or two or three) on Ye Olde Blog.  But for now, I have to pick some dildos up off my front lawn, and continue the photo binge.

I want to bathe in toys.

Needs some Scrooge McDuck diving in.

how much fucking money is that worth

Is that a fucking Ice Cream dildo in the bottom right?

WHY YOU WANNA FUCK ICE CREAM

because it’d be really cool

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

thecurrentwillcarryus:


I have started to outgrow mcr and there is no use in letting all this merch go to waste, so i am having a giveaway.

Everything pictured is included

Four Danger Days Era posters

Six t-shirts (XL M) 

CDs: Bullets, Revenge, The Black Parade, Greatest Hits (unopened with brassard)

DVDs: Life On The Murder Scene, The Black Parade is Dead

Two unopened Kerrang Magazines featuring MCR

An MCR biography

One MCR patch

One iPhone 4 MCR case

and one MCR sticker

all this cost me a little over $300 and you can get it for free

RULES:

  • Must be following me. I will check
  • must reblog to enter
  • reblog as much as you want
  • I will ship anywhere in the US and pay for the shipping
  • International shipments may have to be payed for by the recipient
  • Have your ask boxes open
  • Winner will be randomly selected on September 5th (most likely at 7pm Central time)

Reblog away